Apple Dumplings or Prozac?

Say what you will about "mind over matter--it only matters if you mind it" . . .

I miss Dave!

I know he's where he needs to be, with his dad, but I really really miss him (and Jonah).

So much so, that I've decided to create my own diet program. It's called: "Eat Your Troubles Away."

Here's what Day 1 looks like:

1. Breakfast: Maple Bar (with 8 oz. water of course).

2. Snack: 5-7 mini candybars (My preference: Butterfingers. I like my candy to stick to my teeth.).

3. Lunch: SKIP IT. That leaves more room for mini candybars later.

4. Snack: 2 bags Fruitsnacks. Four pretzels. Bowl of sugar cereal.

5. Dinner: Buttermilk/Battered/Fried Chicken Fingers, Mashed Potatoes (with sour cream, cream cheese, and butter), green beans (veggie for day of course).

6. Dessert: Pioneer Woman's Apple Dumplings (crescent rolls, butter, Mountain Dew, sugar, cinnamon, and two apples--hilarious).

7. Snack: Handful of mini candybars. Oh! And a glass of water. (At least I don't drink my soda--I put it in the dumplings.)

PS: Be sure to take a multi-vitamin at some point in the day. This should give you anything you're missing. LOL!